vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

(via sickly-t-h-i-n)

When my brother's in the shower...

  • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
  • -hears him singing-
  • me: will you quit singing?
  • brother: what?
  • me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
  • brother: WOMAN
  • brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
  • brother: MY BALLS
  • brother: AND MY SOUL